What Map?

I did do a map honest! Google Maps website is down at the moment with this message

"We are experiencing difficulties. A horde of donkeys has been dispatched to fix our servers."

Speaking of monkeys (!) anyone familiar with the infinate monkey theorem? -about monkeys randomly hitting keys on a typewriter and one day turning out the complete works of Shakespeare. Well there is now a serious flaw it this theory because some of the monkeys have escaped and are working the phones at my bank.

Buenos Aires is big and very european. Some parts are a bit like Paris but with no rude french people and with better wine and steak -and of course at 10th the price! Ive got about 75 Pesos per day for my last four days -about 10 or 12 pounds -which is cutting it a bit fine but should be enough.

I have also bought a ticket to see River Plate on Sun who are playing a team called Newells Old Boys who are apparently referred to as leprosos (lepers)!! Should be interesting.


I will post some pics of mennonites which I took in Santa Cruz de la Sierra -when my camera is charged. At first I thought they were gringos in fancy dress on some kind of piss up but no just genuinely wierd looking people.

P.S. anyone fancy picking me up at the airport -midday on the 15th?